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Benjamin, a customer at Suisun City Library, won the Teen Read Week Tell A Knock-Knock Joke Contest...
read on for Benjamin's Best:
1.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"U-8"
"U-8 who?"
"U-8 my lunch!"
2.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Police."
"Police who?"
"Police let me in, it's cold."
And the winner is:
Benjamin
Age: 13
School: Grange Middle School